Friday, January 15, 2010

How do you wipe your butt when you are wearing artificial nails?

I try to wipe my butt ,but my nails get stuck on the toilet paper and sometimes they hurt.How do you wipe your butt when you are wearing artificial nails?
I use to wear acrylics but they damaged my nail bed. So when I wore them, I never wiped my butt. I just let the poop stay there, and sometimes my boyfriend would lick it off.


Joke, put the toilet paper on your like palthen go down. Or get someone to wipe it off for ya. If the doodoo gets in your nails, just soak them in hot water.How do you wipe your butt when you are wearing artificial nails?
I use to have long nails,





But they were my own, they grow long naturally. So I had them wrapped, and let them grow.





The trick it to use more paper, after a while they grew long enough to do most things with the tips of my fingers.


unfortunately, while sitting on the stairs leading to a podium. my friend accidentally stepped on my hand, and 4 nails went snap, I could have killed her.
I have real nails and they are very long. This is kinda hard to explain, but when I wipe I place the TP under the first lines from my finger tips and hold it with my thumb so my nails don't touch the TP at all.
Are they pop-off's, or built in? Maybe you could get a shower head extender, like the ones you hook up to your sink or bathtub and use it like a bidae
TMI





Put a lot of tissue paper over your nails so that you can't feel it.
Very carefully? I don't understand why long nails, they're hideous.
so you end up with artificial nails full of dookie right ?
Lol
I HATE YOU IS CRACKIN ME UP IS ALL IM SAYIN...
lol @ TD!

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  2. Basically, there are 3 obvious ways we can use to wipe our bottom. They are

    1. Tissue paper
    2. Clean flowing water with our hands
    3. Bidet

    If you take a closeup look at the aforementioned, you'll agree with me that all of the three ways by which we can seamlessly wipe our butt at some point involves using our hands?

    True or false? Ehn GOOd.

    And if you're among those that have long acrylic nails or natural nails, you are most likely going to find it difficult to clean up well.

    True or false?

    Well, whether you agree to it or not, it won't stop us from writing on the best way to wipe your bottom after pooping with long nails.

    1. How To Wipe Your Bum With Long Nails: Tissue Paper

    Ok, so you're among those who are wondering how I do things with really long nails?


    Or you want to know how to completely take-away those pop at of your butt with long nails and you don't know how to come about it, here's exactly what you should do.

    The Crumbled Style

    This method involves crumbling tissue papers with the hands bearing those long nails and then using the crumbled tissue to wipe your butthole.

    When using this method, be sure the crumbled tissue papers are covering your fingers to prevent your nails from coming in contact with your butt.

    The Folding Style

    This method involves folding of tissue papers into multiple squares in such a way that the folds are thick enough to avoid your nails from penetrating through them.

    After folding, the tissue should be placed gently on the palm with your hand slightly bent backwards then support the tissue using your thumb finger sideways.


    The Rolling Style

    This is one of my favourite methods so far. Using this method doesn't take much of your time and it's literally simple to do.

    To wipe your bum using this method, roll some reasonably folds of tissue papers around your hand before wiping, be sure your hands are bent backwards.

    That's all about using a tissue to wipe your ass for those with longer nails.

    Well I've written a comprehensive article on this, kindly go through the below link to read the various ways one can adopt to wipe his or her ass.

    [url]https://getlongnails.com/how-to-wipe-your-bum-with-long-nails[/url]

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